Wtf! Woman Hospitalized For Shoving $5,000 Up Her A$$

A Tennessee woman had to be taken to the hospital Tuesday after she allegedly stole $5,000 from her boyfriend and stored the cash in an unusual hiding spot. According to a police report, Bobby Gulley was under the suspicion that his girlfriend, 43-year-old Christie Black of Bulls Gap, was stealing from him. He told police he "set a trap" for the woman by placing one envelope with $4,000 in $100 bills and another with $1,000 in $100 bills in an old medicine bag along with undisclosed amounts of drugs including morphine and oxycodone. Gulley then left the bag on the foosball table and went to bed. When he woke up, he noticed that Black was still awake, and that the contents of the medicine bag were gone. He confronted the woman, who reportedly became ill and vomited up a plastic bag that contained partially-dissolved pills. "He then asked her where the money was, and she admitted to him she'd wrapped it up and stuck it in her rectum," Hawkins County Sheriff's Office Sgt. Michael Allen stated in his report. "Black admitted (to Allen) to taking the money and medication because Mr. Gulley was going to kick her out and she needed money for a place to live." Black attempted to remove the money from its hiding place with a toilet brush and tongs, but she was unsuccessful. Allen said Black was "bleeding severely" and was taken to the Hawkins County (Memorial Hospital) emergency room. "There, the wad of money was removed and collected as evidence," Allen stated. According to the Times News, a theft charge is pending and, as of Thursday, Black in fair condition at Holston Valley Medical Center. I've heard people say take the money & shove it up your ass! But never literally!
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CASH MONEY SIGNS INTERNET STAR AUSTIN MAHONE TO MULTI-MILLION DEAL

Cash Money wasn't messing around when they announced they'd signed 17-year-old YouTube-fuelled pop star Austin Mahone last week—over the weekend, they announced they'd gone further and signed a huge partnership with Mahone's label Chase Records, which will see the two joining forces to put out the teenager's debut album in the fourth quarter of the year. Mahone, who has been steadily building an Internet buzz for well over a year now, arrived on the mainstream radar in a big way recently by nabbing the "Artist To Watch" award at the MTV VMAs last month. The partnership, billed as a joint venture that will be worth millions, is the biggest step yet that Birdman and Slim's label has taken into the pop world after branching out with a number of recent signings. "As we continue our expansion, Chase Records is the perfect partner for Cash Money as we're both striving for excellence and now we're going to make history together," said Cash Money co-founder "Slim" Williams in a press release. "We've been watching Austin ascend to the ranks of pop music's elite. He's one of pop's most promising and powerful young contenders, and he's on his way to becoming a leader for the genre. As a brand, we cherish the chance to work with stars of this caliber." The deal will also include Universal Republic Records, and will include more projects and artists down the road following the initial venture with Mahone. "We were extremely impressed by everything Chase Records has done with Austin," said Birdman in a statement. "We bonded over a similar mindset, and it made sense on every level to team up. I can't wait to see what we collectively accomplish." Cash Money recently branched out from their core hip-hop base by signing Paris Hilton, Limp Bizkit and Chris Richardson, to name a few, and with Mahone are stepping further into the pop realm
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